Jonesy and Lou are in Algeria looking for a wrestler they are promoting. Sergeant Axmann tricks them into joining the Foreign Legion, after which they discover Axmann's collaboration with the nasty Sheik Hamud El Khalid. Bits include Lou's mirage sightings, one a New York newsboy ("they gave me a bad corner").
Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, Patricia Medina, Walter Slezak, Douglass Dumbrille, Leon Belasco, Marc Lawrence, William 'Wee Willie' Davis, Tor Johnson, Sammy Menacker, Jack Raymond, Fred Nurney, Paul Fierro, Henry Corden, Eric Alden, Bobby Barber, Baynes Barron, Guy Beach, Barry Brooks, Candy Candido, Jeff Chandler, John Cliff, Jack Davidson, Bob Evans, David Gorcey, Chuck Hamilton, Charmienne Harker, Ted Hecht, George Magrill, Frank Malet, Ernesto Molinari, Alberto Morin, Peter Ortiz, Ann Robinson, Buddy Roosevelt, Jack Roper, Dan Seymour, Mahmud Shaikhaly, Jack Shutta, Harry Wilson, Guy Zanette
